Haiku by Adam Forrest

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I'll do it today
'Twill be today tomorrow
It's always today


Augustus Caesar
Created Roman Empire
And Caesar Salad


Unfortunately
Haiku just don't write themselves
That would be free verse


It's a dirty job
But someone's gotta do it
Haiku ain't easy


Taking some time off
For other kinds of poems
Um... Roses are red...


I'm really sorry
For all of the bad egg puns
Please give me a break


With Jon Hamm and eggs
Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
And Yolko Ono


Was hatching a plan
For more haiku about eggs
But they got scrambled


Never egg-spected
That eggs could be so funny
They just crack me up


Haiku about eggs
Unless I just chicken out
I don't get the yolk


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