Haiku by Adam Forrest

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I'll do it today 'Twill be today tomorrow It's always today 
Augustus Caesar Created Roman Empire And Caesar Salad 
Unfortunately Haiku just don't write themselves That would be free verse 
It's a dirty job But someone's gotta do it Haiku ain't easy 
Taking some time off For other kinds of poems Um... Roses are red... 
I'm really sorry For all of the bad egg puns Please give me a break 
With Jon Hamm and eggs Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch And Yolko Ono 
Was hatching a plan For more haiku about eggs But they got scrambled 
Never egg-spected That eggs could be so funny They just crack me up 
Haiku about eggs Unless I just chicken out I don't get the yolk 
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