Using your cellphone To call a proctologist Is that a butt dial? 
A sliced bagel, cheese Tomato sauce, oven baked The pizza bagel 
At Jack in the Box Grande sausage burrito Om nom nom nom nom 
Antibiotics Not good for writing haiku They mess with your head 
Double Oh Seven Promises to kill you dead His word is his Bond!
(Guest submission, Licensed to Haiku) 
Got to pay your dues If you wanna sing the blues It don't come easy
(Thanks to Richard Starkey) 
If you need glasses Visit the optometrist A site for sore eyes 
Making chicken shmaltz Just take away all the fat Tasty gribenes 
Stupendous fireworks The Stars and Stripes Forever Independence Day! 
Someday, computers Will be way smarter than us Humans obsolete 
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